I want to stick my p in your. b.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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