I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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