No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
But theres a keg here and me gusta
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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