The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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