we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
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