Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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