he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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