don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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