is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
