normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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