How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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