Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
