You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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