Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Even the bartender felt bad for me
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
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