so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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