i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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