one might say we're banned from that church
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Randomize
