Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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