there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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