every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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