I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Need sex. Gaining weight.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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