Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
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