the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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