White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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