question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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