you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
Randomize
