I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Verdict: uncircumcised.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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