her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I just forgot I was standing up.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Randomize
