Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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