So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
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