Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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