: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
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