Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
And then he peed in my hair
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