Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
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