Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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