she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
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