Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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