when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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