Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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