just come out here and I will go home with you...
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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