Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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