Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
A+ Viking dick
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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