his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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