You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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