I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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