I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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