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Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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