id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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