Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
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