I think i sorta joined a cult last night
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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