Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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