who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Randomize
