I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
