Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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