I don't think brook has ever known best
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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