the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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